Hi, my name is Amber and I currently live in Ireland with my husband Paul, but I'm from Utah originally. No I'm not a Mormon and no I'm not a polygamist, although that doesn't sound like such a bad idea! No buns in the oven, as of yet. I'm pretty much a genius without a cause. To pass the time, I like to go to the gym and pretend that I'm working out, no pain, no gain. I like sales and discounts because they save me lots of shiny coins and make Paul annoyed for coming shopping with me. Screw diamonds, the thesaurus is one of my best friends, it makes me sound smarter than I already am. (Paul, scratch that and remember to buy me diamonds whenever possible). If you can't tell already, I also like to write crap about Paul to piss him off. In our marriage vows, I promised to annoy him for the rest of our lives. So far, so good. To sum it up, I started this blog to make my mom proud of me and more importantly, give me something productive to do with my free time. It's also somewhere I can swear a lot. As my mom puts it, 'Talking like a trucker'. Yeah ok Mom, whatever that's supposed to mean! So, it's either this or finding the cure to cancer. I'll leave cancer up to someone a little more certified.