This is what I think every time I talk to my friend Derrick. However, I don't think he just ate a bowl, I think he devoured the entire box.
This is very true, you cannot argue with physics.
This shirt is the perfect thing to wear to a feminist group. If anyone gives you the stink eye, just respond, "Hey, you would look really cute in a dress with a little bit of make up!" or "Shouldn't you be chained to the sink doing some dishes?" That will show them...
Two words: Holy hilarious!
Not just for your average American citizen that's appeared on Maury's television program, not once, but 5 times to figure out who the baby's daddy is.
I cannot tell you how many times I've been talking with someone who doesn't get the irony of a situation. I wish I had been wearing this shirt so I could point at the writing and walk away.
Perfect T shirt for your first interview. It will definitely get you the job.
I love how Tinkerbell is about to dip her finger in some of that peanut poo. By far the funniest T Shirt I've come across!
I'm white so I'm allowed to laugh at this. If you are not white and I see you wearing this, I will still laugh...Then ask you where you got the shirt because I want one.
Yup, describes me to a T. It's as outside as you'll ever see me.
Yeah, just like that one time the cops got called because my friends and I were climbing on my roof pretending to be ninjas but they thought we were trying to rob the place...True story.
Why yes, yes they do. I have been laughed at by many-a-trees in my life time...