Happy Valentine's Day!
You know what? Men have it so easy! Chocolates, flowers, perfume...It's so easy to shop for a girl!
So ladies, I decided to list some ideas on what to get your guy last minute:
He will not turn these away, in fact, he will look at you in a new light for being so thoughtful. Chocolate AND boobies?!? He'll love them!
A book about STD's for dumbos
Every dumbo couple needs one. Especially the ones that go on Jeremy Kyle and The Maury Show!
Pat the blow up doll
For all the times you're tired, bored or just not in the mood...
A T-Shirt that says "Play with me or this will be your eX-Box"
This is for all the guys who insist on playing video games all night, every night. Take notes.
Make him home made fetus cookies!
If that doesn't give him the hint, I don't know what will.
Well ok, maybe this will. If not, ladies, forget baking anything in your oven...
Fake Pregnancy Test
But as revenge for making you childless, you could give him this just to piss him off and scare the living jiz out of him. No pun intended.
Beer Pong Kit
Why not end the night on an intoxicated note? He'll really appreciate the fact that he gets to drink beer, play ping pong and get laid all in one night!
Enjoy your evening ;)