I thought I'd share this video with you.
I can't stop listening to it, it's sooooo going on my iPod!
I once had a roommate exactly like this! He dressed in tight, low v-neck shirts and skinny jeans. He didn't work because his parents paid his rent, bought him an iPhone and funded his social life. He never cleaned anything because he said he only slept in the house, so he didn't contribute to any mess. Hmmm, I guess the fact that he didn't know how to clean dishes properly and left crumbs all over the kitchen counters didn't count as contributing to a mess! Oh and he would only eat soy products because 'dairy doesn't sit well with him'. God, when he spilled red wine all over the stairs and left it there overnight leaving a huge stain, that was the last straw! I gave out to him finally after a month of that crap and he said he was moving out the next day haha!