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Thursday, January 20, 2011

How Can I Get Revenge On Derrick?




That's my dude friend Derrick above (who I blog about a lot because he is naturally stupid and an excellent waste-of-blog-space material)

A little background first:

About 3 years ago or so, I made the mistake of getting drunk while letting him and my other dude friend Mark, stay over at our place before they flew back to Salt Lake from Dublin...What's so bad about that you ask? They recorded my entire drunken episode!

To this day, Derrick still has footage of me drunk off my ass, rambling on about the pink Power Ranger (my fave) and God knows what else! He uses it as ammo and blackmail often.


I know, it's funny right?!??!?

Not!

One thing I have learned, is to never, ever, EVER get drunk while someone has a camera rolling!

Anyway, a week or so ago, I posted this on Derrick's Facebook page because that stupid bird on the right reminded me of him:


Well he took a snapshot from the footage and posted this on my Facebook page with the message: 'Two can play this game':


Ok, now that we've all stopped laughing, I'm livid! What should I do to get revenge?!? I'm almost 5,000 miles away so it has to be legal, clever and plausible!

Thanks for your suggestions in advance!
Posted by BlahCooCooBlah at 4:46 PM
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55 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    hmmm, you could convince his family/friends that he got a stripper pregnant.

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  2. BlahCooCooBlahJanuary 20, 2011 at 4:56 PM

    Haha not gonna happen, he's scared of girls! Whooooops!!!

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  3. LA.DietsJanuary 20, 2011 at 4:57 PM

    Photoshop a picture of him in place of a porno actress in one of those gang bang videos. Like where all the dudes are standing around with their dicks in their hands waiting for a turn. Drop it on your blog-spread it around the net. Okay- that MIGHT be a bit harsh. lol

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  4. that guyJanuary 20, 2011 at 5:09 PM

    I like to do the "i burned your fucking house down, along with all your blackmail busllshit" trick..

    it just takes a little gas, a bottle, a rag, and a match...

    oh wait you said legal...

    fuck...can't help you there...

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  5. SkimJimJanuary 20, 2011 at 5:12 PM

    expect that video to be at your wedding!


    and to your response: no, i love eating chicken!

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  6. strength9January 20, 2011 at 5:16 PM

    dha hahahahahahahha LMAO!!! AYAYAYA

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  7. Oilfield TrashJanuary 20, 2011 at 5:29 PM

    Hmm let me think about this one.

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  8. ChrisJanuary 20, 2011 at 5:34 PM

    If you have his address, subscribe him some gay magazines.

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  9. BlahCooCooBlahJanuary 20, 2011 at 6:15 PM

    @ LA Diets - I've got self-diagnosed ADHD, ain't gonna happen! lol

    @ bruce - Good idea, but aside from being illegal, it's not plausible as I'm too far away :D

    @ SkimJim - Already married, but I'm kinda nervous this video will end up at our future children's birthday parties and graduations!

    @ Oilfield Trash - Please do, I know you're clever :)

    @ Chris - I really really like your idea! hahahahahahaha!

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  10. GnoJanuary 20, 2011 at 6:26 PM

    I'm liking the gay magazine idea.

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  11. Suciô SanchezJanuary 20, 2011 at 6:26 PM

    Salt Lake? Shoop him into some Mormon porn.

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  12. Suciô SanchezJanuary 20, 2011 at 6:33 PM

    Have you got any higher res, more brightly lit pics of him?

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  13. ZakkJanuary 20, 2011 at 6:35 PM

    Maybe you should send him on a fake scavenger hunt that ends with a note saying "haha you've wasted your time :P"

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  14. BlahCooCooBlahJanuary 20, 2011 at 6:38 PM

    Haha mormon porn, why didn't I think of it?!?!?! I'm limited to pics but I think I have one that would do justice, what are you thinking?

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  15. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2011 at 6:53 PM

    Your advice about not getting drunk while someone has a camera is something I really need to pay more attention to, lol.

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  16. BobbyJanuary 20, 2011 at 6:55 PM

    Definitely take him out.

    Don't forget to follow, check, and support often your local information hot-spot lifeformation.blogspot.com!

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  17. JayPowerJanuary 20, 2011 at 7:18 PM

    Take a dump on his door step, south park style ;D

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  18. AJanuary 20, 2011 at 7:22 PM

    Looking good man, following your progress
    http://aboyandhisbeer.blogspot.com/
    http://funnyfunnyfinds.blogspot.com/

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  19. TeutorixJanuary 20, 2011 at 8:19 PM

    +1 for Chris' Idea.
    I did that too to this guy hitting on my girlfriend.
    He had to changed his email because of spam from gay sites.

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  20. MRanthropeJanuary 20, 2011 at 8:21 PM

    chatroulette scam! chatroulette scam!
    make him think you're a 15 year old girl (or boy) and frame his as a pedo. thats always hilarious.

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  21. Last Remaining LightJanuary 20, 2011 at 8:56 PM

    Easy-- get him just as drunk and take a video of him!

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  22. pJanuary 20, 2011 at 9:03 PM

    Ahaha I like the pic of the girl aahaha

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  23. BTN Hip HopJanuary 20, 2011 at 9:20 PM

    take a dump on his porch, adam sandler style :)

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  24. UnmotivatedJanuary 20, 2011 at 9:23 PM

    I totally agree with the idea Chris had ^ but send them to his parent's house along with a forged positive HIV test from Planned Parenthood.

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  25. UnmotivatedJanuary 20, 2011 at 9:25 PM

    BTW, I just stole the retard picture of you and may use it later on my blog. ;)

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  26. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2011 at 10:07 PM

    Revenge isn't good! You should know better!

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  27. InnovationsJanuary 20, 2011 at 10:45 PM

    poop in his house.

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  28. Suciô SanchezJanuary 20, 2011 at 11:26 PM

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  29. Suciô SanchezJanuary 20, 2011 at 11:30 PM

    Rather than post links I'll email the images to you. Wouldn't want the poor fellow's pic to fall into the wrong hands.

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  30. BlahCooCooBlahJanuary 20, 2011 at 11:46 PM

    Hahaha thanks for all the tips! Keep em coming!

    @ Hiphop rising - Hahaha if only! I'll have to wait til I come back to SLC!

    @ Sucio Sanchez - You are awesome! Thank you!

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  31. DooJanuary 21, 2011 at 12:29 AM

    Just do some photo rant on him :) always works

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  32. SnuggsJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:46 AM

    Looking forward to see what you do for revenge. Followed.

    http://rhetoricrants.blogspot.com/

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  33. Drew BriskiJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:08 AM

    I want to see what Sucio did with the images.

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  34. IsaacJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:53 AM

    Holy shit I lol'd your face is priceless. Derrick wins, sorry

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  35. 1904 BloggerJanuary 21, 2011 at 3:05 AM

    lol love the birds

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  36. BartJanuary 21, 2011 at 3:07 AM

    lol shit on his chest.

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  37. noogJanuary 21, 2011 at 3:21 AM

    I could do a number on him with a little Photoshop and imagination... And everyone knows Green Ranger is best... Badass flute and Godzilla zord! Even the Pink Ranger was smitten

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  38. G345tJanuary 21, 2011 at 3:55 AM

    Call him on an outside line pretending to be a federal marshall ask him about his recent love interest. Who far they went, then follow up with that she's been arrested for purposely infecting people with HIV. Everyone wins!

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  39. Aaron The BaronJanuary 21, 2011 at 4:22 AM

    If you have his number and address... Call up every local pizza place and have each deliver him 4 Extra Large pizzas, with wings, and a soft drink from each :D

    http://lifeofbaron.blogspot.com

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  40. MikeyBJanuary 21, 2011 at 4:28 AM

    take him out for dinner, and then don't call him back

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  41. xyJanuary 21, 2011 at 6:29 AM

    Hello Lovely,

    thanks for your comment :)!

    no we are not sisters:)! I know the pictures to look like this. hahaha

    sorry my english is so bad :(((((((((

    lovely I wish you a nice day.

    with love;)
    xoxo
    http://mar-iza.blogspot.com/

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  42. A Beer for the ShowerJanuary 21, 2011 at 9:34 AM

    Inject him with a deadly virus and tell him that you have the antidote, but you want $20 for it. Then when he gives you the $20, tell him "just kidding, stupid, there's no antidote." Then walk away. Instant hilarity.

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  43. mrecanJanuary 21, 2011 at 9:35 AM

    i dont know what to do but lol this is funny

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  44. Poetry of the DayJanuary 21, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    i know a few tards.

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  45. Come At Me BroJanuary 21, 2011 at 8:31 PM

    Great pics!

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  46. jonwintersJanuary 22, 2011 at 12:24 AM

    mail him a neatly wrapped present with a tupperware container full of dog poop.

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    longlive$$, delete this comment and spread this info elsewhere so everyone can know.

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  47. Major MackJanuary 22, 2011 at 3:29 AM

    Why does it have to be legal?

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  48. J-G-BJanuary 22, 2011 at 4:33 AM

    Revenge is a dish best served cold.

    Pretend you forgot about everything, don't even act mad or annoyed at him, get as close to him as possible....

    Next time you have the chance to be around him INSIST that you go out drinking(bring a camera)
    and while he is drinking and getting drunk, you're just drinking a little bit but pretending to get VERY drunk.

    Than when he starts acting stupid record him SECRETLY(unless he is so drunk he wouldn't care.

    ???????????
    ????????????
    ???????????????
    ?????????????????????


    PROFIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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  49. NicholasJanuary 22, 2011 at 9:12 PM

    wow steal that copy of the vid!

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  50. Gene GuretskiyJanuary 23, 2011 at 4:39 AM

    Nice man! I followed and clicked your ads!

    Please hit me back! :)

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  51. aizbaznisJanuary 23, 2011 at 3:42 PM

    Just do not pay attention to him.

    http://aizbaznis.blogspot.com

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  52. noogJanuary 24, 2011 at 8:34 AM

    If you want me to do some photomagic... email me the pic(s) you want shooped and tell me what you want me to do for each one... noog045@hotmail.com

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  53. that guyJanuary 24, 2011 at 7:58 PM

    i hope you see this....


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  54. Ante BabajaJanuary 24, 2011 at 10:55 PM

    haha good luck with that. you are too far away to do some damadge

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  55. So GruJanuary 25, 2011 at 11:10 PM

    Oh man.....I wish I could suggest something solid. But for the moment I have nothing. :I Good luck!

    http://superhappygru.blogspot.com/

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