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Friday, January 28, 2011

Justin Bieber Has An Autobiography?!? WTF?!?

So I'm at the store shopping for a cool science wizard kit and some super absorbant tampons (duh what do you think Hermoine has to go through on a monthly basis???)

And what do I see?

This!


As you can see on the cover, it's 100% official. I'm glad they cleared that up because I was just about to question its officialness.

First Step 2 Forever: My Story...WFT is this First Step 2 Forever shite and how on Earth does this 12 year old Canadian have any kind of story worth reading?!? (No offence to the Canadians who read my blog, I heart your bacon!)

God, I feel so out of touch with reality as it is, but it's times like these where I question everything!

Anyway, it got me curious, so I searched Justin on Youtube and I came across this horrific video. If you haven't seen it already, this is a video of a 3 year old girl crying over Justin Beiber. God this mother is a bitch! She's tormenting her daughter and recording the entire thing! Then they have the balls to put it on Youtube?!?



So then Justin Bieber sees this, or more like his manager sees it, and decides to have him make an appearance with the poor little girl as a publicity stunt. See, these kinds of things are in his contract...Including having a haircut that resembles a middle-class emo. Don't ask me what happened, I didn't even have the interest to see the outcome of this, you can Youtube it if you want.

One question remains: Why didn't the Department of Family Services visit this little girl instead?!?

I feel so incredibly sorry for her, more so for anyone who has wasted good money on this book and for anyone who likes this Justin Beiber kid in general!

Our society has gone mad!

On a side note, is it just me, or does Justin Bieber resemble a gerbil? Thought I'd point that out before I forgot.

So what do you guys think? Love him or hate him?

51 comments:

  1. The sad part is that people will actually buy and read it. Thats how brainwashed are our teens. It's okay for children I guess.

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  2. I can not stand this kid! That seems so mean but come on!

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  3. Great, I'm glad to see so far I'm not the only one! :D

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  4. I don't see how things have gotten so bad. How can a kid whose balls havent dropped yet be considered talented?

    I can remember when talented people were like Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra singing. Where are their equivalents today? Not Justin Beiber.

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  5. What the hell... why does the damn kid have an autobiography? and LOL at the little girl!! I love how she was like ..."sometimes, you do (have to cry if you love justin bieber)"

    >:3

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  6. Maybe they're gonna make it a series. Publish a yearly update or something.

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  7. @ Oilfield Trash - I completely agree, we're degressing in our tastes and logic as a society!

    @ shishimaru - Hahaha I laughed at that part too, smart little girl, it's a shame she has the mom she does!

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  8. Don't let Richard Gere know about the gerbil thing. "Allegedly."

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  9. Love him or hate him?

    Is that a serious question?

    Lol

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  10. I absolutely hate that little bitch... i actually did a post a while back and someone requested that i photoshop my friend's cat killing bieber... i'll post the link for your viewing pleasure :D

    http://tinyurl.com/5vfpp83

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  11. Five star post! I lol'd. And yes society is going mad rapidly these days.

    theladiets.blogspot.com

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  12. I hate that little Canadian lol

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  13. I hate him so much. I wish him a painful death

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  14. apparently he plays drums also....saw a vid, he sucks. Not surprising.

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  15. i just need somebody to love

    brotosterone.blogspot.com

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  16. He aint old enough to have a book, it would be more like a brochure!

    blundersfrom6foot2.blogspot.com

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  17. Justin Bieber is just a market tool...everyone is always talking about him haha

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  18. Twenty years ago, girls were doing this for New Kids on the Block... no difference, really.

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  19. Since it's considered cool to hate him now, I think I'll start liking him and listening to his music so I can be a rebel

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  20. props to him, mooching off his fame while it lasts. im jealous, kids a baller.

    ectomorphmuscle.blogspot.com

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  21. dayum, i wish i haz an autobio..but bieber?wtf?LOL..
    thefitmuscle.blogspot.com

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  22. I just need somebody to love......

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  23. i dont care about the kid but damn he has lots of money at this age. he lives the dream whatever the haters say

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  24. this post makes me sad, im just sayin

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  25. um gottes wilen or how it is spelled

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  26. -.- A book and a movie about him. Why, oh why.. :S

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  27. mediocre talent blown way out of proportion. i hate how there was enough interest in him for a movie and book deal.

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  28. would happily kill him, can't stand him

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  29. Who is Justin Bieber?

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  30. he's going to end up just like aaron carter.

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  31. I wonder if he has ever performed oral on a guy yet?


    Follow me up brahs!

    http://seedypete.blogspot.com/

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  32. Justin Bieber's hair makes me ashamed to be a mammal.

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  33. How can he have a biography already? He hasn't even began doing cocaine or gone to rehab. Nor has he gotten arrested for killing a hooker yet.

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  34. It's bizarre that I would recognize him in the street and actually know how to pronounce his name, yet have never once heard a single one of his songs. Sure, I don't typically listen to pop radio, but still. Is he really only famous for his swooshy hair? Hmmm. I guess that would fill a full length book.

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  35. I hate the kid!
    http://jojoplaces.blogspot.com/

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  36. it's all part of the Apocalypse trust me

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  37. First step 2 forever. Come on! Yeah, you're one of the greats, Justin! O_o
    Also, the little bastard is, what, eight? He hasn't even lived yet! Gosh!

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  38. OMG sad.. why was she soo upset?? there really is something up...

    Miss Dro Cooking With Cannabis http://missdro.blogspot.com/

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  39. Dude, JBeebs is one of the most significant historical figures of our era. With hits like "Baby, baby baby ooooh, baby, baby, baby oooo-ooooh", we can only imagine the gems he'll pull out of his magical prepubescent mind later!

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  40. Also, just so you know, I just saw a JBeebs ad on your page.

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  41. Of course it's real I own 3 copies! Hard and paperback

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  42. Whos Justin ?

    http://theroflguy.blogspot.com/

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  43. I don't know enough about the B-man to make a smart assumption. I'll have to check out the movie. NOT.

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  44. All of my hate.
    PS
    The sister looks hot.

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  45. I don't care. He'll fade away with the rest of them. Justin, Jordan Knight of TNKOTB is your future.

    Thanks for following my blog, btw. I'm an unconditional follower of you now!

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  46. Oh man, this was a really good post. You have a very funny style of writing. :P

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