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Friday, January 28, 2011

Justin Bieber Has An Autobiography?!? WTF?!?

So I'm at the store shopping for a cool science wizard kit and some super absorbant tampons (duh what do you think Hermoine has to go through on a monthly basis???)

And what do I see?

This!


As you can see on the cover, it's 100% official. I'm glad they cleared that up because I was just about to question its officialness.

First Step 2 Forever: My Story...WFT is this First Step 2 Forever shite and how on Earth does this 12 year old Canadian have any kind of story worth reading?!? (No offence to the Canadians who read my blog, I heart your bacon!)

God, I feel so out of touch with reality as it is, but it's times like these where I question everything!

Anyway, it got me curious, so I searched Justin on Youtube and I came across this horrific video. If you haven't seen it already, this is a video of a 3 year old girl crying over Justin Beiber. God this mother is a bitch! She's tormenting her daughter and recording the entire thing! Then they have the balls to put it on Youtube?!?



So then Justin Bieber sees this, or more like his manager sees it, and decides to have him make an appearance with the poor little girl as a publicity stunt. See, these kinds of things are in his contract...Including having a haircut that resembles a middle-class emo. Don't ask me what happened, I didn't even have the interest to see the outcome of this, you can Youtube it if you want.

One question remains: Why didn't the Department of Family Services visit this little girl instead?!?

I feel so incredibly sorry for her, more so for anyone who has wasted good money on this book and for anyone who likes this Justin Beiber kid in general!

Our society has gone mad!

On a side note, is it just me, or does Justin Bieber resemble a gerbil? Thought I'd point that out before I forgot.

So what do you guys think? Love him or hate him?

Posted by BlahCooCooBlah at 5:47 PM
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51 comments:

  1. TeutorixJanuary 28, 2011 at 5:55 PM

    The sad part is that people will actually buy and read it. Thats how brainwashed are our teens. It's okay for children I guess.

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  2. Justsayin'January 28, 2011 at 5:56 PM

    I can not stand this kid! That seems so mean but come on!

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  3. LeoJanuary 28, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    Lawd have mercy.

    Leo,
    http://simplykidleo.blogspot.com/

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  4. BlahCooCooBlahJanuary 28, 2011 at 6:00 PM

    Great, I'm glad to see so far I'm not the only one! :D

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  5. Oilfield TrashJanuary 28, 2011 at 6:03 PM

    I don't see how things have gotten so bad. How can a kid whose balls havent dropped yet be considered talented?

    I can remember when talented people were like Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra singing. Where are their equivalents today? Not Justin Beiber.

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  6. shishimaruJanuary 28, 2011 at 6:04 PM

    What the hell... why does the damn kid have an autobiography? and LOL at the little girl!! I love how she was like ..."sometimes, you do (have to cry if you love justin bieber)"

    >:3

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  7. DudemeisterJanuary 28, 2011 at 6:06 PM

    Maybe they're gonna make it a series. Publish a yearly update or something.

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  8. BlahCooCooBlahJanuary 28, 2011 at 6:07 PM

    @ Oilfield Trash - I completely agree, we're degressing in our tastes and logic as a society!

    @ shishimaru - Hahaha I laughed at that part too, smart little girl, it's a shame she has the mom she does!

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  9. Suciô SanchezJanuary 28, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    Don't let Richard Gere know about the gerbil thing. "Allegedly."

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  10. UnknownJanuary 28, 2011 at 6:36 PM

    Love him or hate him?

    Is that a serious question?

    Lol

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  11. noogJanuary 28, 2011 at 7:09 PM

    I absolutely hate that little bitch... i actually did a post a while back and someone requested that i photoshop my friend's cat killing bieber... i'll post the link for your viewing pleasure :D

    http://tinyurl.com/5vfpp83

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  12. LA.DietsJanuary 28, 2011 at 7:17 PM

    Five star post! I lol'd. And yes society is going mad rapidly these days.

    theladiets.blogspot.com

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  13. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2011 at 7:30 PM

    I hate that little Canadian lol

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  14. temptationJanuary 28, 2011 at 7:43 PM

    I hate him so much. I wish him a painful death

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  15. MRanthropeJanuary 28, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    apparently he plays drums also....saw a vid, he sucks. Not surprising.

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  16. brotosteroneJanuary 28, 2011 at 7:57 PM

    i just need somebody to love

    brotosterone.blogspot.com

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  17. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2011 at 8:15 PM

    He aint old enough to have a book, it would be more like a brochure!

    blundersfrom6foot2.blogspot.com

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  18. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2011 at 8:31 PM

    Justin Bieber is just a market tool...everyone is always talking about him haha

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  19. UnknownJanuary 28, 2011 at 8:32 PM

    Twenty years ago, girls were doing this for New Kids on the Block... no difference, really.

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  20. IsaacJanuary 28, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    Since it's considered cool to hate him now, I think I'll start liking him and listening to his music so I can be a rebel

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  21. JordanJanuary 28, 2011 at 9:27 PM

    props to him, mooching off his fame while it lasts. im jealous, kids a baller.

    ectomorphmuscle.blogspot.com

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  22. BENJanuary 28, 2011 at 10:58 PM

    dayum, i wish i haz an autobio..but bieber?wtf?LOL..
    thefitmuscle.blogspot.com

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  23. watchmanJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:51 PM

    I just need somebody to love......

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  24. mrecanJanuary 29, 2011 at 12:03 AM

    i dont care about the kid but damn he has lots of money at this age. he lives the dream whatever the haters say

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  25. Im Just SayinJanuary 29, 2011 at 12:36 AM

    this post makes me sad, im just sayin

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  26. Mister SharafJanuary 29, 2011 at 1:35 AM

    um gottes wilen or how it is spelled

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  27. DooJanuary 29, 2011 at 2:00 AM

    -.- A book and a movie about him. Why, oh why.. :S

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  28. ChrisJanuary 29, 2011 at 2:15 AM

    And how old is he again?

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  29. AnonymousJanuary 29, 2011 at 4:10 AM

    I want him to die. That's all.

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  30. jonwintersJanuary 29, 2011 at 7:33 AM

    mediocre talent blown way out of proportion. i hate how there was enough interest in him for a movie and book deal.

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  31. WayneJanuary 29, 2011 at 12:59 PM

    would happily kill him, can't stand him

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  32. Mama DearJanuary 29, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    Who is Justin Bieber?

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  33. More DucksJanuary 29, 2011 at 5:40 PM

    he's going to end up just like aaron carter.

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  34. ZakkJanuary 29, 2011 at 6:31 PM

    Justin Bieber is the worst

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  35. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2011 at 4:46 PM

    I wonder if he has ever performed oral on a guy yet?


    Follow me up brahs!

    http://seedypete.blogspot.com/

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  36. A Beer for the ShowerJanuary 31, 2011 at 1:14 AM

    Justin Bieber's hair makes me ashamed to be a mammal.

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  37. Das Auto!January 31, 2011 at 3:13 AM

    How can he have a biography already? He hasn't even began doing cocaine or gone to rehab. Nor has he gotten arrested for killing a hooker yet.

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  38. FreeFlyingJanuary 31, 2011 at 3:40 AM

    It's bizarre that I would recognize him in the street and actually know how to pronounce his name, yet have never once heard a single one of his songs. Sure, I don't typically listen to pop radio, but still. Is he really only famous for his swooshy hair? Hmmm. I guess that would fill a full length book.

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  39. MrjojoJanuary 31, 2011 at 5:53 PM

    I hate the kid!
    http://jojoplaces.blogspot.com/

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  40. ThePeachy1January 31, 2011 at 8:35 PM

    it's all part of the Apocalypse trust me

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  41. my day in a sentenceJanuary 31, 2011 at 9:45 PM

    First step 2 forever. Come on! Yeah, you're one of the greats, Justin! O_o
    Also, the little bastard is, what, eight? He hasn't even lived yet! Gosh!

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  42. Miss DroFebruary 1, 2011 at 9:59 AM

    OMG sad.. why was she soo upset?? there really is something up...

    Miss Dro Cooking With Cannabis http://missdro.blogspot.com/

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  43. Last Remaining LightFebruary 1, 2011 at 11:20 PM

    Dude, JBeebs is one of the most significant historical figures of our era. With hits like "Baby, baby baby ooooh, baby, baby, baby oooo-ooooh", we can only imagine the gems he'll pull out of his magical prepubescent mind later!

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  44. Last Remaining LightFebruary 1, 2011 at 11:21 PM

    Also, just so you know, I just saw a JBeebs ad on your page.

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  45. Scootland EconomicsFebruary 2, 2011 at 3:09 AM

    gotta make that money

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  46. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2011 at 4:53 AM

    Of course it's real I own 3 copies! Hard and paperback

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  47. Just the random guy on the web!February 2, 2011 at 5:17 PM

    Whos Justin ?

    http://theroflguy.blogspot.com/

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  48. CopyboyFebruary 2, 2011 at 10:06 PM

    I don't know enough about the B-man to make a smart assumption. I'll have to check out the movie. NOT.

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  49. poorfagsFebruary 3, 2011 at 12:11 AM

    All of my hate.
    PS
    The sister looks hot.

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  50. Johnny UtahFebruary 3, 2011 at 12:49 AM

    I don't care. He'll fade away with the rest of them. Justin, Jordan Knight of TNKOTB is your future.

    Thanks for following my blog, btw. I'm an unconditional follower of you now!

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  51. HiFiFebruary 3, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    Oh man, this was a really good post. You have a very funny style of writing. :P

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