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Monday, January 24, 2011

I Winned An Award! Yay!

First thing's first, I cannot believe I have over 100 followers now! WTF?!? Yeah, I'm still stunned! So I want to thank you all for following my blog and pretending to think it's funny and interesting! It really makes my day! Also, I'm sorry if I don't respond to all your comments, but please keep in mind, I DO read every single one of them that you leave and I most certainly laugh at all of them! As for your blogs, I always try to read as many of them as I can and I always leave a comment when I do!


Next order of business! An update on my revenge on Derrick! Yes, I know a lot of you were interested to see what I would do to get back at the poor guy. Although some of you gave some great ideas, like shitting on his chest or sending him gay porn, that would take more effort than I'm willing to give! So, with the help of a couple fellow bloggers, I think I've got him back! That's right Isaac, you said it looks like Derrick wins? I beg to differ! Muhahahahahahaha!

With the help of Sucio Sanchez, he took into careful consideration the fact that Derrick is indeed a Mormon AND from Utah. Double whammy! So after pondering for a split second, he performed a little magic and added him to his glorious Mormon Porn creations! I could not stop laughing when I saw this! Thanks Sucio, high virtual five bro!




Next we have NooG's spin on getting revenge on Derrick. After I personally requested him to showcase Derrick as a poop loving ninja, this is what I received! Hahaha holy hell, there's even a poop dragon behind him! How on earth did he come up with this? Fucking genius!


Check out both their blogs, they're awesome!

All in all, I won Derrick! Take that!

Now onto some other stuff that doesn't involve stupid Derrick!

Bruce from brucejohnson JADIP presented me with The LOL Award!

Holy wow, my first ever blogging award! Next is the Nobel Peace Prize I tell ya!

Thanks Bruce! The second I saw you had a ginger beard and the wit of a drunk monk (that's a good thing), I knew you were full of awesomeness! Check out his blog if you haven't already :D



And the rules of this award?
1.Link to the person who gave you this award. (In a post, or in your sidebar, wherever you have this) CHECK

2.Pass the award along to seven other people who post about at least slightly amusing things and tell them. Either by emailing them or commenting on a post, etc.

3.Say seven things about yourself that no one knows. (Or at least you think no one knows.)
CHECK

4.Pass these rules on. (copy and paste this winners!)

Hmmmm 7 things about myself? Dammit!
  1. I used to dream of marrying all of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I was a child, my wedding was completely planned out. Cake made out of pepperoni pizza and everything! That bitch April was NOT invited!
  2. I have a fear of drinking water that's been sitting out overnight. My husband Paul and I have regular debates about this as he can't understand why it's okay for the water to be a billion years old but I can't drink it if it's been in a cup overnight. Because there's dust particles, aka skin cells in it!!!
  3. I saw the movie Titanic 5 times when it first came out in the movie theater, cried the first 2 times when Jack died (sorry I ruined the ending, PS old lady Rose dies in the end!) and begged my mom for the Heart of the Ocean necklace that Christmas, and got it. Damn, was I cool!?!
  4. I'm a very cheap date, I love the dollar movies and 2 drinks gets me plastered! Literally!
  5. I lived in Utah my entire life and have never been skiing, what's wrong with me?!?
  6. I met my husband on MySpace of all places! Crazy huh?
  7. The first time I ate a beet, I was 8 years old and I thought it was a grape gummy bear. Boy was I wrong! I threw up my entire Thanksgiving dinner that day!
And now 7 people, in no particular order, who crack me up every time I read their blog and pass this award on to are:

Oilfield Trash - Always has some funny spin on life and the hand he's been dealt with!

Sucio Sanchez - Hilarious and gifted when it comes to GIMP!

NooG - Very creative and humorous blog, he's a Photoshop genius with a sense of humor!

A Beer For The Shower - His wit is out of this world and he looks great in a suit! Need I say more?

2 Hard - I don't know how he comes up with some of his stuff, but he never ceases to make me laugh!

Mister Sharaf - Want to not be bored anymore and laugh a lot? Check out his blog!

And last but not least, good old Brucey boy! Sorry, but I have to pass this one back to you as you do make me laugh hysterically with your comments and your posts!

Well that's all for now folks! Have a greaaaaaaaaat day!

29 comments:

  1. cool. i want an award in the form of your noodz. how i get??

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  2. Hahahaha! That first pic of me looks so real! Have you been taking secret photos of me?

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  3. amber- thanks! i just got my T-AMNT foot-y j's on and fired up the puter and i saw your comment and then your post!

    you rock! i will do a post on thursday as weds is my JADIP day off...

    i love the wedding cake idea...

    Bruce
    Bruce Johnson JADIP
    Evil Twin
    stupid stuff I see and hear
    The Dreamodeling Guy
    dreamodeling!
    The Guy Book
    The Guy Book

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  4. I have to let you know that you are a bitch for not giving an award to me for my rectal exam post. I think that when it goes that far, I deserve some kind of reward. Maybe just post on my blog and give me the diarrhea of the mouth award? :D

    I have to say that we have the strangest things in common! I'm the same way with water that sits out. Anything that sits out long enough to get warm, I won't drink. Chris thinks I'm crazy for it!

    Love your blog babe! You should post a link to mine in one of your entries because you have so many followers! ;)
    Something that looks like this:

    http://lazyandunmotivated.blogspot.com

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  5. Hey hey :) Nice revenge !

    And to the blogs getting the awards great job! I already follow all of them! :)

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  6. I'm truly honored.

    I'd like to thank the member of the academy, my agent, and Mitt Romney without whom none of this could have happened.

    This prize isn't about Suciô, it's about all the Mormon Boyz out there.

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  7. amber, that was amazing. i think that was the best one yet. derrick, HA!!! ya fucking poo ninja jesus christ so funny!!!!!!! ROFL award here

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  8. Congrats on the award.

    Will you kill me if I edit my award post to include this one?

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  9. Congrats to you and all your nominees. Definite faves in my book. I also never wanna cross your path now. I don't wanna be a poop loving ninja.

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  10. congrats allow me to be one more on your list :)

    Following and Supporting!

    http://nemeink.blogspot.com/

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  11. Haha, cyber revenge done well, I'd say. Kudos to those two gentlemen and their photoshop creations.

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  12. Thanks for passing on this great award :P

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  13. Congrats on winning the award! You get a big hug!

    I'm also gonna check out all these blogs! I only check out one...

    http://cmipigeon.blogspot.com

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  14. Thanks for the link, your blog always makes me lawl btw :)

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  15. Gotta agree with you on Beer and Sharaf...they are both pretty awesome. That aside, remind me never to annoy you (or provide you a picture of myself).

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  16. Congrats on 100, seems you spent a lot of time and resources on this revenge

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  17. So, you reached the big 100; congrats are in order! :)

    Lemme tell you, I love your blog and I love your energy! And, by the 4th point in your "7 things about myself" list, you're my kind of girl! :D

    Following and supporting!

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  18. Hahaha you guys are awesome love the comments! Thank you for your congrats! When possible, I have many more people to pass awards on to, so don't you worry!

    @ Oilfield Trash - No I understand, a guy with a blog has to do what a guy with a blog has to do :D

    @ Isaac - No prob, thanks for that :)

    @ Smile - You bet ya, if possible, I'd devote the rest of my life getting revenge on Derrick lol

    @ my day in a sentence - Awwww you are too kind, thanks for following! Btw, wanna go to the dollar movies later? :D

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  19. i didnt know about this damna contest, i want to be in the raindeer games. WTF

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  20. Good job on getting 100 followers!

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  21. lol what are you talking about...polka dots? wat... anyways grats on 100. feels good dont it. sanchez is king of photo shop

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  22. Grats! You earned all your followers because of your hard work! It must be an honor to work with Sucio and Noog :D

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  23. @ Zoe - Thank you :D

    @ Bart - The belt had polka dots on it!!!!! Thank you :D Yup, he's very good!

    @ thenitefalls -Thank you, I don't know about hard work, it's not really hard work talking shit lol! It was an honor to have them help me out, to say the least! :)

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  24. haha, congrats. Your randomness does infact bring the lulz. Sucio is the SHOP master also.

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  25. Thank you for the award!! Sorry it took me soo long to comment... I've been job hunting and it's been a mess... Glad you liked the photoshop. The mormon boy one by Sanchez made laugh me ass off hahaha!! Derrick must be loving the attention :)

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